My best friend, Google Maps, told me it was about 12 ½ miles to my destination. I wrote down the directions and headed to the park. It was a pretty cold morning, maybe upper 40’s, if that. Then again, the sun hadn’t had much time to warm up this earth of ours. Heading south along a dirt country road, the sun flashed like a strobe light in between the tassles of corn. I’m just thankful I wasn’t an epileptic, or else surely I would have had a spell.
I saw a herd of cows that all looked at me as I rode past, which was funny.
Oh, how I love cows!
I also saw a couple of deer leaping through a field of thigh-high brush. It looked like “Flipper” Anderson diving over the linemen, only minus the flip. And yes, there was a moment when I had to call my mother-in-law because I couldn’t find this one particular road. Come to find out, the road I saw on the map and road by another name I saw were actually one in the same. I hate it when that happens!
As I neared the park, I also saw a squirrel fall about 30 feet off of a tree and bounce when it hit the pavement. Without missing a beat, it jumped up and ran up and over the hill. When I crested the hill, I saw a squirrel dead off to the side of the road. I hopped off my bike and stared at its chest to see if it was moving—it wasn’t. Then I got a stick to poke it and see if rigor mortis had set it—it hadn’t. I flipped it over to see if there were any sort of tire or teeth marks on its body—there weren’t. The point I’m trying to make is that I don’t know if it was the same squirrel or not. Strange stuff…
The ride actually was 17.6 miles long, which rather surprised me how “off” Google maps was. Upon arriving, I met up with Kelly, a longtime friend of my wife’s, who was in charge of the event. Apparently I showed up just after they finished setting everything up. Perfect timing! So, we just sat and waited for the athletes to arrive, and boy, they came in droves!
There was a huge group from Jerseyville, some from Girard, and of course, some from Carlinville. Everybody was divided into teams by color. I was on the pink team! Woohoo!!
I was in charge of pushing a wheelchair-bound man by the name of Gary. He was involved in a near fatal car wreck at the age of 18, which left him quadrapalegic. He was a very nice man with a hilarious sense of humor. His “one-on-one (caretaker),” Mandie, was a very nice woman as well. It was definitely a pleasure to hang out with both of them for the day.
There were several events that the athletes could partake in: a soccer ball kick, softball toss, horseshoes, basketball shooting, and of course, redneck golf.
After attending most of the event, we had a sack lunch which was followed by an awards ceremony. It was really fun to see their reactions when they got a new hat and a trophy. The smiles on their faces were absolutely contagious!
The ride back was cut short about 3 miles, as I decided to test my fate by riding on Shipman Blacktop instead of heading back the way I came. The road I wanted to get to was only 1 mile down the busy highway, so I gave it a go. Not a single car passed me, which was nice.
The rest of the ride was very beautiful, but not very eventful.

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Your opening narration reveals you have taken one too many English classes.
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